toboldlylesbian:

is he gonna check???

gaylukekunin:

dykebenn:

Tyler Seguin comes out as flat assed and average dicked (2019 colorized)

lesbianrey:

ally of the year

argumate:

nostalgebraist:

help-mywife:

help, my wife is napping and i miss her but she deserves her rest

If you replace “wife” with “fiancee,” and “napping” with “sleeping after going to bed early,” this is me rn

if you replace “wife” with “master Frodo” and “napping” with “sleeping after Elvish surgery following an incident with a cursed Morgul blade” this is Sam Gamgee rn

just-shower-thoughts:

A gold fish’s job is to introduce kids to dying

basedheisenberg:

jaclcfrost:

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

crow–teeth:

crow–teeth:

my friend who is training to be a 911 operator just told me that they are having to restrain themself whenever responding to training calls from saying “that’s illegal people can’t do that” and I find that so fucking funny

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